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Ben Sixsmith
Aug 16, 2022
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No one quite remembered who had been the first man to wear his pants on his head.

Rumours had begun to circulate about a man attending parties, book launches and independent film premieres with his pants on his head — not pants as in trousers but pants as in Y-fronts. “Have you seen him?” Everyone had seen him. Or at least their friends had.

Soon, other p…

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