The 28th Amendment

Harry walked into the kitchen, where his wife was being filmed creating a “tropical açai bowl”.

“I love to have this meal for breakfast,” she was saying, sprinkling blueberries across the top of the bowl, “But you can have it for lunch — or even dinner!”

“I’d have it as a snack,” laughed a portly bald man in a bow tie who was standing next to her.

“And the…