The Zone

The Zone

The Lobster King

Ben Sixsmith's avatar
Ben Sixsmith
Aug 18, 2025
∙ Paid
2
6
Share

Brian “Liver King” Johnson always felt like a satire on social media health gurus. Some would tell us to eat only animal products. Johnson would tell us to eat only raw offal. Some would have physiques that would be very difficult to attain without steroids. Johnson’s was downright impossible to attain without a private pharmacy.

But Johnson was good for…

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Ben Sixsmith
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture