The Worst Film Ever Made

I was browsing Netflix recently — I’m only human —when I saw an advert for a film called 365 Days: This Day.

Do you know the classic moment in a horror sequel when a villain that you thought was dead lurches back onto the screen? This was a comparable experience. I recoiled. No, no. It couldn’t be!

Worse was to come. Glancing further down the page I saw a…